By my very specific title, I guess you know that I Want To Learn! Lol.
Well, in specifics, what I really want to learn is atmokinesis. I was reading all these fun fun happy time stories you guys publish on this site and I came across a particularly interesting one. It talked about being able to control the wind. Well, that would be really cool. Plus all the other elements that you can control.
What I'm basically looking for is someone who can teach me how to do atmokinesis. Actually, I tried it yesterday, and I was able to create a very slight breeze. But that's it. I now know I have the capability, but I'm not very good at it yet...
Oh, and while I'm posting this, I may as well post something that happened to me yesterday.
I was in the bathroom, in a stall. I walked out of the stall and pushed the door open.
Quick interruption. Some of you are probably thinking "Why does stuff always happen to this guy in the bathroom" Well, crap if I know.
Anyways, I pushed the stall door open. Then I walked over to the sink and started to wash my hands. I suddenly turned around and tried to keep the door open using telekinesis. It worked! Now we're talking about a forty pound door here. Inertia alone would've slammed this baby back in place if I hadn't stopped it. It couldn't just coincidence, but I think that everything, and I mean EVERYTHING happens for a reason.
Anyways, back to my question.
If anyone out there can help me, go for it please!
My email is firstname.lastname@example.org. I swear.