Uri Geller Telekinesis

I am a fan of Uri Geller,

He is a weird psychic and that I like. I used to try to bend spoons and it didn't work. I tried everything and failed. I eventually gave up and I tried bloody hard.

One day I was watching Uri on youtube and I had a compass in front of me. As Uri was fixing watches he shouted "WORK WORK" and I looked at the compass and said "MOVE" and the thing moved. Oddly telekinesis works better when he is on youtube.

I had another experience. I had a piece of metal and shouted "BEND BEND" at it. Eventually, it got soft like plastic I bent it. I got more of those things.

Oddly telekinesis works better when Uri is on youtube. It also works better when you play certain isochronic tones.

I am still, however, a failure at telekinesis and once studied from youtube Trebor Seven but gave up as it is not for me. I am a psychic not a telekinetic. Telekinesis is the biggest waste of time on earth unless you can move footballs like Uri.

Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvMaC05q5c

This skill is a waste of time. Trebor Seven can move a dice by one roll in about 10 minutes What a waste of time. Easier to do that by hand.

The only things telekinesis is good for is altering electronics and growing plants everything else is irrelevant. Some people on youtube can alter radio signals and make light bulbs light up. I cannot even begin to do that.

I also have a spoon that I torture every now and then. I try to bend it and have mixed success. I shout bend and it softens. I got it to bend by a large amount when I was in a hypnotic trance.